The Poop Master

So I have decided to change my job title from "stay-at -home mom" to "official-poop-cleaner upper." So let me tell you about my day. It starts with a little voice yelling, "mom come and wipe me, NOW!" We are working on patience.

Next, I go to get Nia up. You know when you walk into a room and you are almost knocked over by a REALLY bad smell? Well, that was it! So my beautiful little stinker managed to take her diaper off, once again. The first few times she did it I decided I would just put a little bloomer over her diaper. It worked for a while and then she was able to get that off. So then I went to stretch pants. They were snug enough I didn't think she could disrobe. Again, it worked for a while but then she managed to get them off. So, now I am left with no choice. I will be implementing "operation duck tape diaper." Let's see how she deals with that!!! I probobly shouldn't be cocky, you never know! I give Nia a bath, get her dressed and as I am combing her hair she poops! Argh! I head to the basement to put her bedding (and pillow, blankets, loveys and animals) in the wash and what do I see? The dog pooped on the carpet in the basement!! REALLY?! Enough all ready! So I get the carpet cleaned and then head outside to play with the kids. And what comes next? No one else seems to care that there are piles all over the back yard so I grab the scooper and away I go. And alas, I have another diaper to change. It's not even noon yet. At least the kids will all be potty trained some day. I just have to figure out what to do with that dog!!